I had to do a double take on this American Apparel Shiny Too Short Tube Dress ($36). The cut is super short and the glittery nylon reminds me of a Las Vegas stripper. Seriously peeps, I need to know if you like this dress.
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Ehhh... we have a place here called "Miracle Mile"... where people who wear outfits like this sell themselves. I'm just saying.
1I"m sure we'll be seeing Mariah Carey in this soon... *sigh*
2I can definitely see Mariah in an upscale version of this dress.
3Take hits from the eightaysssss....and it make you look so chub.
4shiny+ tube dress = Skankoriffic
5haha.. good costume dress
6Ha! Undecided I dont think that its classy, but there is something about it thats so diff and slutty that I like... maybe its the wh*re in me?! LOL. Who knows....
7mariah carey actually wears american apparel dresses and pairs them with motorcycle jackets, so i'm sure we'll see her in this dress soon
8Noooooooooo
9maybe if i was a stripper.
10I probably would have liked it when I was 15. It would have looked good on the Spice Girls back in 1997. But this isn't even a cool "comeback" and I hope that annoying fabric doesn't come back in to style!
11i can see some hip girl wearing this with like black tights, a yellow cardigan, teal shoes, big unbrushed hair.
not that i endorse this.
12I like it but only in the black lame version which is not as shiny as this!!!
13but it really depends on how you wear that!
it IS a pretty color, but between all the skin and all the sparkle, it's a bit much. how could you possibly sit in this (and keep it PG rated) anyways?
14this dress is nice in the matte black-- no that super shiny sparkle one pictured above.
15like if you wore the black one with a white tank underneath or something.
that purple shiny one though... not so much. not flattering on anyone.
I love it ... as a joke.
16I could see using the fabric as a headband. Beyond that - trash.
17looks cheap and trashy
18sick
19Yeah, strippery all the way.
20This is not good hipster... this is hipster scumbag.
21I saw this on the website last night. So weird that you posted on it. I thought it looked like such a departure from what AA usually does.....but.....not. Does that even make sense
22Eeek.
23that website has a few other shiny items.. very tacky
24love it! i want it in black
25Now THIS is the perfect dress...for Bay To Breakers! I would get an afro and perhaps roller skates. Now that's chic, baby.
26Ummm, can you say early 90s hooker-chic?
27erghhh..
28too short
29It's damn ugly!
30Unless you're going for the diso theme.. then I guess this could be right.
Tacky, prostitute- esque.
31this place is a dancer store, all that stuff, the tacky lame leggings and dresses like this, are for stage. Music videos maybe a commercial. but i sure do hope thats all, because on a day to day wearing level, thats hideous.
32This is horrible...I'd never consider wearing something like this unless it was part of a costume.
33TECHNO-SAUSAGE!!
Ugh.
You know a dress is truly skank when even a person with a terrific body cannot pull it off properly.
No matter what you did to this dress, no matter what shoes, what other articles of clothing or accessories you added to it, it would either be dated, or skanky, and more likely both.
The glitter and shine of the fabric, plus the short length, I think, is what pushes it past the limits. In black I have seen these work. Understated navy, or perhaps a dark olive, even a deep burgundy could look really pretty.
Some skimpy dresses on the right figure work, either in a sexy sleek way, a summery lighthearted way, or a minimalist, elegant way...
And some...are just skank.
34Lap dance anyone?
35Mariah will be rocking this soon
You mark my words
36mmmhhhh + ó - ugly..
37if u have a woderful body and you need to go to a party and you are quite elegant in your manner i think you can wear it. it's not that ugly. Expecially in blue or in black. Yes..it's a bit short..but you can wear it for a summer party..
38i think its safe to say that any garments like this on AA are usually sort of tongue in cheek, for the irony loving hipsters.
people in the actual fashion world don't always seem to get the joke...
39dear gawd!
40tacky. begging for attention.
41I'm okay with it. But given how cheap the material is, and how it takes all of three zips through a sewing machine (hem top, hem bottom, sew into a tube) why is it $36?!? It should cost more in the $10 range.
42Worn in the right way and the right color (black in my opinion) it can look fab
43This would be cute as a layering piece, over jeans or a longer shorts with a cardigan and a scarf
44Not even the model looks good in it.
45I've seen some NYC models/hipsters who can pull off American Apparel's more crazy clothing, but they're so beautiful that they could be wearing potato sacks.
46eshellmoyer - I totally agree.
47I put undecided because on its own, yes it is slutty. But with other stuff, maybe worn as a top it might look cool.
48like everything else out there it can be done right or done wrong.
49pennylela i SO agree - it's fashion, it's fun, not meant to be taken so seriously!
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