These Blank Splatter Cut Off Shorts ($85) sure take the worry out of getting your whites dirty. I present to you a colorful, pre-splattered artistic mess. Short shorts couldn't be more of a hot mess. What do you think?
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Not feeling them.
1OMG I think I had these exact same shorts when I was in elementary school in the 80s!!!!!!!
2are you kidding me? and $85 for this crap?? NO THANKS!
3House painting any one!
4You could make them yourself for like $20 if you buy some casual white shorts at Target or something.
5These shorts belong in the 80s! They're a mess and for that pricetag?! There is a great selection of shorts (circa NOW) at shopgoldyn.com. I just bought the cutest pair. Oh, and did I mention there is free ground shipping? Yes!
6I definitely owned a pair of pants like these when I was a kid in the 80s...I can't imagine anyone wearing these now. Eek!
7I think I can make this one myself!
8Reminds me of this toy I used to have as a kid, where the little machine spins a paper inside and all you have to do is pour little amounts of paint from the top and it swirls the paint on your blank canvass. I remember being amazed and making lots of "art". Heehee
cute. but not for 85 bucks. DIY ladies.
9for a colorful person like me i can def. wear them but i need to have some mulah for it
10I like the idea. I could see myself making som of my own. Of course they would be longer and more strategically splattered. other than that I dont hate them but I dont love them either.
11I feel like these could be done in a way better and more modern take on retro 80's designs. It just looks cheesy.
12I owned a pair back in 1985.
13I could make one for myself... but I don't want to.
14I really like the art-student-chic trend... but I'm not feeling these.
15I totally had a Huffy bike with the same paint splatter thing in like 1988.
16Umm, give me a cheap pair of short and some puffy paint.
17I love em!
18I like them. But for $85? Please.
19Maybe if i was 10 and it was like $9.99, but not that i'm grown.
20I thought this kind of thing was totally radical in 1989. Now...that's grody, dude.
21Voted undecided. I sort of love them, but yeah, not for $89. DIY all the way. That, and I'd go easier on the red. Especially in the crotch area. Yeah.
22Not for me.
23LOVE THESE. But love the idea more than buying them- would definitely rather fashion my own pair.
24their cute but um they look weird on the mannequin maybe cause its just so skinny
25as a fine arts grad., I have a soft spot for it
26but yet again, tho I chose love it, I could find it as some of u said, for 20 bux and do it on my own!
I could make these while painting my house for much less than $85!
27Go to Goodwill.
Buy dated white jeans.
Cut off.
Buy paint.
Apply at will.
Laugh at people who pay 85 bucks for it.
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