OMG. Is this Jessica Simpson or Jessica Rabbit? Don't get me wrong, I am a Jess fan, but this is a little too much. Those boobs, they are just, just...everywhere. And the Roberto Cavalli dress...a little too much metallic...or something. Actually, come to think of it, it reminds me a lot of Beyonce's Golden Globes Dress. What do you think?

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The back is beautiful - the front, eh.
1She looks like a cheap drag queen.
2I love the dress, but it's just made for someone without so many...curves. Something about her does just scream drag queen. Maybe it's the breasts that are everywhere.
3I'm thinking that this dress was just not a very good idea!!!
4Her boobs look sooooooo painful- they look fake
5yikes! so bad on her. she looks like she has smashed pancake boobs amongst other things.
6sooo orange!
7the boobs are leaking all over the place...
keep it together jess..this is the Met..classy, artsy...
blech..she could have done much better..
8only two words come to mind...good god...
9What happened to Jess! Every pic I see of her lately, she looks like crap!!
10I thought Jessica Rabbit too at first glance even before I read the words
11i agree with everyone else, the first time i saw this picture i was just like oh.. my.. trashy
12uhh, atleast beyonce looked GOOD in her dress!! gawsh this dress just looks so wrong!!! gross. she needs a lesson on *class*
13She is not photogenic these days. Is it the dark hair or has she put on some pounds?
14that's kinda skanky
15LOVE the dress, HATE how she wears it!
16two words for her. White Trash.
17She looks like a low-rent escort. Is she practicing for when her career completely disappears?
18what's up with her lately? it seems like she's all about the boobs and they somehow always come across as fake. tacky.
19What would a stripper wear to a gala event? Here's your answer.
20hate the colour, her boobs are squished.
21It looked a lot better on the model, a lot less skanky.
22Tacky tacky tacky tacky! Proof that money can NEVER buy class.
23hookerette
24Trashy.
25Ewww! Definitely hate it!
26god i hate her. SHE IS ALL ONE COLOR. there is nothing about her that is real.
27She looks like she's trying to hard. There is nothing ethereal or effortless about this. That's just no good!
Also, her face is very strong, and I think that she looks her best with soft makeup to contrast her features. When she wears bold makeup, like this lipstick, she looks clownish to me.
28I think the back shot is awesome, her hair is shiny and just beautiful, the makeup is nice, but the front just doesn't really work for some reason. Is she trying to be all Vanessa Pageant Princess all of a sudden?
29she was, hands down, the worst dress at the gala. was her goal to be the trashiest one there? if so, she succeeded. john mayer got a haircut though, and he looked hot.
30Jess, that big boob look was hot BACK IN THE 90's a la' Pam Anderson. Oy! She looks cheap. Sorry, not a classy look.
31I think it looks super trashy. I also hate the way her hair and skin are almost the same color. If she's going to have brown hair she needs to tan less!
32I love this dress on her. I hate the hair though. She needs a major cut. Jess looks good and yes she does look sexy. She looks very hot in fact
33Well it's certainly easy to pick out who looked the tranny trashiest. That would be Jessica. I expect to see her in Playboy next or working a pole.
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Toto, I have a feeling we're not in America anymore
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35She looks cheap. Red lips? Maybe,but not with silver-golden dress.And what's up with her boobs?
36her boobs look like two giant individuals fully independent from her , that's so trashy . She could have done much better than this :/
37She looks like a cheap wh**e. She really needs a stylist. I thought that she had one though but there is no way that she could have been advised to wear the outfits of the past two months. Horrible!
38Who is her stylist?! She must really hate Jessica. And for crying out loud, Ken Paves please do something different with Jessica's hair!
39she looks like a cheap vegas show girl
40She looks like Beyonce, or at least how Beyonce wanted to look. It looks so cheap!
41omg I hate this look! She looks horrible and trashy and someone should just put a bag over her.
42someone should tell jsimps it's time to put them away.
43I think she looks nice. You're only young once.
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44I like the dress. I don't like her boobs or her manly face.
45pretty nice! i don´t know if it´s me or what happen but i think she looks a little Latina, but she looks great, maybe for the tan and the color on her lips
46I would have loved this dress on fx. Cate Blanchet (with the hair up) but not on jessica. Some dresses just looks vulgare on girls with curves.
47OMG!!! very bad - I hate her hair color and that dress is way Las Vegas showgirl. Ewww!!!
48She looks like a vegas showgirl.
49hate it , just too much, everything is to much
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