Destiny's Child aren't the only ones who can sing about being bootylicious. Now you can too! Here are two new ways to boost your butt without having to do thousands of lunges and squats.
Belive it or not, Wonderbra is getting into the butt-enhancing business. The company has created a special padded pair of undies, called Curves-Up Wonderbot, with removable pads that form a heart shape. These are meant for the ladies looking for a little bit of extra junk in their trunk; I never thought I'd see the day. So far, these have only been released in England, but look for them in November (retail price: about $38) wherever Wonderbra products are sold.
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The booty pads in the Frederick's of Hollywood Premiere Shapewear Bottom Kit are similar to the boob-lifting chicken cutlets that Dear wrote about a while back. The set, available here for $110, includes silicone gel derriere pads, a TLC low-rise short, a pair of Bottom Line Boy Shorts with a silicone strip to ensure a luscious lift, and Pick Me Up Derriere Bands that you pull right up to your bum to add lift.
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Oh man, I certainly don't need these! Got plenty of junk of my own in this trunk!
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1“Buy me a dream: Shopping for clothes isn’t about the things you need, it’s about the woman you’ll become when you wear them.”
omg!!! are you kidding me!? if I wore those stupid looking things I could do some serious damage while walking down the street, and I mean from knockin' people out with my butt swingin, BAM BAM BAM...'omg, I'm so sorry maam, it's these darn booty implants, I didn't mean to put your daughters eye out, please don't sue'.......
2MyOp, your a hoot.
That was like a Classic Tor!
3lol BB, naaaaaa Tor's got me beat by a mile 1/3.
4MyOp, it is pretty close. I laughed out loud!!
5teheehe, glad I could make you laugh*
6Now this is the question... when heading upstairs with the date, how do you explain these? That would pretty much kill the mood
7G'ahahahaaaa! A FAKE ASS?? What if you need to cut the cheese? Does the thing melt or turn a different colour?
Saaaay...what if I were to get one of those and stick it in the microwave?
8LOL!! The whole idea of the fake ass, and some of these comments...
9Hey...the more I look at this the more I want one. It'd be great for ice skating. If you trip and fall on your ass, you just bounce right back up on your feet.
Those of you with kids would never have to worry about them jumping on the bed ever again. Just slap one of these suckers on for hours of ass-errific fun. Just make sure when they're jumping up and down on you that they don't bash their heads into the ceiling.
You can even impress your friends. Put your new ass on, then ask them to punch it as hard as they can. They'll gawk in amazement at your super-human pain threshold.
10here's a quicker (and cheaper) way to get a PHAT BOOTY:
1. Consume a Krispy Kreme donut for breakfast
2. Consume 2 Krispy Kreme donuts for lunch
3. Consume 3 Krispy Kreme donuts for dinner
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
and that's how you get a PHAT BOOTY.
11I'd just get a PHAT BELLY if I ate like that.
12Lmao tor!I have enough junk in my trunk also lol dont need it!
13I've got junk the the trunk too, but it's far from being as perfect as that models, well either way these would only really be useful if you were being asked to dance in a hip hop video...
14trust me, i could eat krispy creme until the sun came up, and i'd only end up with more back fat, and if i'm lucky, maybe a little something on the upper arm to flap around. however, la arse would remain a solid size 6- even if i'm into a 14 jacket. doesn't look good, people. i'll definitely try a booty implant. it's just the way it is....what's the difference between a push up butt and a push up bra? it's only a matter of time...
15So they are suppose to function as underwear also? I just see this as another annoying that I can not stick in the dryer and have to hang up in my bathroom to try. Although how do you explain line drying your butt enchancers when your boyfriend or family member walks into your bathroom
16Lol, JessNess...that would be awkward! All I can think after seeing those 'things' is "What on EARTH?!" I seriously don't need anything extra in the butt department, that's for sure!
17I have no booty; any extra weight I gain goes straight to my belly. Padded underwear is tempting.
18ha ha ha MO!! You are have your curves in all the right places already!
19I wonder what else they will come up with. Like someone said you go upstairs with a guy but 1st you tell him let me take my butt out, my boobs, this fake hair, fake eyelashes ect. ooo I bet he will be so turned on by the time you finish...
20Some of the comments here have me in tears - hilarious! But seriously, I can't imagine having to explain butt pads if someone goes on a date and your date tries to grab your booty.
21I agree with Amethyst lol some funny comments but how would you explain to ur date. Plus not only that you dont want to be fake and have someone like you for that. Then when they come off your guy might be totally turned off since he thought he was getting something else. Not good to portray something your not.
22OH that's doesn't even look real........but I guess it would be good to go ice skating in, so when u fall it wont hurt ur bum
23What a rip off! I returned this pack of stuff. the fit was really weird for most of it. buy the butt pads separately and get the bubbles padded underwear instead....sooooo much better.
24HAHAHAHAHAHA....ALLL I GOTTS TO SAY IS HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!
25UR COMMENTS ARE SOOOOO FUNNY. I know a girl that where's the butt
pads and the stuff ur bra...hahahahha..she decieves men with it.
A trick-ster..hahahaha. She flaunts it all day long and man are dumb to the fact. She never dares to let them touch it cause it's not hers..hahahahahahahahahahahaha...should i just ask her what days she wash her butt..so i can get her out of her house that day..and everyone can see she's still the little 2 yr old boy , from day one...flat chest and flat but...hahahahaha. She tries to show it off to me..ewwwww, like, i know it's not hers..She wish she was me!!!somedays, she has one side drupping down..hahahahha.her chest is totally flat, u see big bludge from both sides and no cleveage..oh my gosh...lookin pretty stupid, but yet still carrying on showing it off..wat an iddy!!! I thank God im bless with both and brains. No!!! Today's Friday and U need to wash UR BUTTPADSS. get it ready for the week..hahahaha
i love bubbles butt pads...so normal compared to this stuff. yikes fredericks...what r u thinking?
26Butt pads from bubbles bodywear are better than the kit listed here. The underwear in that thing was a waste, the derriere bands were ridiculous and the silicone butt pads didn't stay in place. The only thing good about the booty pad kit is the canvas bag it comes in.
I tried bubbles padded panties after I returned the fredericks things and the Bubbles are 100 times better. www.lovemybubbles.com
27most of yall thats talking so negative is probably the ones with the booty pads. yall sound like a bunch of hatas thats wats wrong wit the world today and the one girl thats talking bout her friends be a woman and say that to her your attitude is faker than her ass can ever be so b4 u start downing someone else take a look n da mirro hatas
28In response to the "how do you explain the pads on a date, once removed?" My response is pretty simple, "the exact same explanation given when you all remove your padded bras!!!@#$%!!!" Instant cup size decrease once those cute little padded bras are snapped off...LOL...What's the difference between wearing fake boobs versus the fake behind?!? NONE.
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