Syke! These are not Victoria Beckham's Halloween costume contenders — but they sure could be! These are a sampling from an upcoming photo shoot which takes you through Paris and Posh's fashion imagination. Something has to be said for her sharp angles and cool attitude — I just can't hate someone so fierce. But we all know deep down she's just a British bird poking fun at herself, right? Right? You be the judge, and be nice, this is funky high fashion we're talking about!


















L'Wren Scott
Panache
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Please God, grant me the fabulousness that VB possesses in one bony finger..
1The outfits are ok. But the shoes are not so much for me.
2RED!!!
3Love the space outfit! love them all she's too fierce! haters are gonna hate
4SShe looks like Miss Piggy's little long lost sister! Not Hot!
5Not feeling any fierce at all.
6the white dress
7The first one makes her look like she should be an astronaut exploring some ice ball in space.
The second one makes her look like she dropped out of a red cardinal's nest...and then got run over...multiple times--thus the ruffled feathers.
The third one makes her look like she's about to play some football (Eek! The shoulder pads! 1! 2! Hut!)...in a mini skirt?!
Not to mention, I've never found her facial structure to be very beautiful. :/
Whatever.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't like any of them. ^__________________^
8love no.3 w/ the black blazer however the red dress would be fun for dress-up.
9The red one, its the craziest.
10I like the red dress on her.
111.
12the shoes are ALL amazing!
13Fug.
14The white one for sure.
15I voted for the red fluffy one, because it's the most out there costume-wise. But, I am also strangely drawn to those silver Jil Sander heels. Call me crazy...
16Why not hire a model instead of her? She is so distracting with her freakshow melon breasts.
Ugh.
17the red. i think its fantastic.
18i dont like her
19i like the white space one the most.
20i like the red dress.
21she looks ugly in these pics. really ugly. her bod is like fake. why cant she soften up??
got to love her!
22Well...I liek them all but I think the red one seems like the only one that is Halloween-ish!
23I think she looks fierce. I read her autobiography -- I'm sure it was ghostwritten in bits, but the honesty in the tone made me really like her a lot. I also like how this woman who is not a model can take these high-concept pieces that look ridiculous and make them work. That's some attitude. (Although, her that last shot as really scary, almost as pointy as the shoulder pads and I really don't dig the hairy eyebrow makeup all that much.)
24i love the feathers! and the silver shoes with the white dress
25I think her skin looks a bit off in some of the pictures, the outfits are weird but very high fashion. The shoes are neat, but a bit scary if I were to actually were them. I bet the pictures will look nice in a magazine but in reality, ehh.
26those outfits are too intense for me
27I really hope she is laughing at herself when the camera is not clicking. She looks way too serious in those ridiculous outfits. Though I do like the white one best, reminds me 1960s retro sci fi shows like the original Star Trek.
28I agree with Athena!
29she is adorable.
30The white dress was my vote. I'm glad it's becoming more obvious that she is poking fun at herself - it's that British sense of humour (shared with us Australians, of course). It doesn't always translate into "American"! Thank goodness for shows like The Office which help somewhat.
Anyway - back on topic: I heart Posh. I have a feeling she's an absolute cack to hang out with. And she is totally, totally fierce. She's even fiercer than TyTy.
31they're all pretty "may-jah"
32Sci-fi, baby.
33she is seriously full of herself....i hope she dosen't think she looks cute in these outfits
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