Paris, oh Paris — did you get dressed in the dark? You all know that I despise matchy matchiness and this is precisely why. I can't believe that she voluntarily wore this ensemble for a night out in LA [1]. There are several issues at hand. First, fedoras [2] are a thing of the past. Second, the head-to-toe brown makes her look like a long piece of...kebab.

Paris should have kept the sequin tank and leopard pumps, but done away with the rest. A pair of Kate Moss' favorite J Brand Lovestory jeans [3] and a simple bronze clutch would have made for a far more stylish and flattering look.

How would YOU wear it?

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