Has a Bird Ever Fired on Your Clothes?

June 2, 2009

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hahaha! when i was 9-10 my mom took me to the San Diego Zoo and we had JUST walked out into the open from the ticket/giftshop area to start the tour when PLOP. a bird pooped on me but THANK GOD i was wearing this dorky baseball cap at the time! the bill of the cap kept it all off me!!!

SDTransplant 3 years 50 weeks

Yes! In the 8th grade, I was eating lunch in the quad one day and seagulls were flying overhead (my school is semi-close to a beach). For dessert, I had an chocolate ice cream bar with vanilla filling. After a seagull pooped on me, my friend commended how much the bird poop looked like my ice cream. It was disgusting.

3 years 50 weeks

When I was at church one day...I was like ten or something... I saw something fall And I looked down... AND THERE WAS BIRD POO ON MY SHIRT.

3 years 50 weeks

Yup...pigeon poohed on my boot in Holland. Supposedly, it's good luck, but definitely yuck luck.

Xemena 3 years 50 weeks

yea on my hand , i wanted to die .

clew001 3 years 50 weeks

i've had it in my hair, clothes, and skin. it's just nasty.

emalove 3 years 50 weeks

No, but I've had it in my hair before. So gross!

caligirl101 3 years 50 weeks

I had a friend pour a water bottle over me to try to get some off, then tried to stand behind people in the photos.

bonchicbongenre 3 years 50 weeks

I was laying out on a beach in Cancun and the bird poo landed right on my bare leg. Gross.

Asche 3 years 50 weeks

Justadoll, I think that's one of those things we all tell ourselves to make the situation feel less gross haha :-)

3 years 50 weeks

skukie.......big EWWWWWWWWW..ur story is the most grosss.... atleast u still made an A lol. i heard getting pooped on by a bird is suppose to be good luck.... no??

weffie 3 years 50 weeks

Only once in public, right on my head while on a school trip in eighth grade (yes, i was thrilled). Now that I have a pet pigeon, though, it's really not a big deal haha... She wears a diaper now but when she was a baby I'd get pooped on several times a day because she'd always fall asleep on me after eating :) It's supposed to be good luck, so if that's true then I should have a lot of good luck built up!

weffie 3 years 50 weeks

Only once in public, right on my head while on a school trip in eighth grade (yes, i was thrilled).Now that I have a pet pigeon, though, it's really not a big deal haha... She wears a diaper now but when she was a baby I'd get pooped on several times a day because she'd always fall asleep on me after eating :) It's supposed to be good luck, so if that's true then I should have a lot of good luck built up!

fashionista0914 3 years 50 weeks

@mariyalm, talk about bad timing!

3 years 50 weeks

It got me on my shoulder in the parking lot right before a job interview.

Asche 3 years 50 weeks

Caligirl, that's just awful! What did you do?!

caligirl101 3 years 50 weeks

Yes, at my best friend's wedding and I was the maid of honor. We were taking pics on the beach and it got all over my dress, foot, and shoes!

Talldiva45 3 years 50 weeks

No - Knocking on wood as I write this! Yikes!

Asche 3 years 50 weeks

Happened yesterday.

Asche 3 years 50 weeks

Happened yesterday.

EkaterinaBallerina 3 years 50 weeks

Yes and you know what? It happened right where that image was taken! I was walking through the square with my family and one dropped right on my trench coat. We got it off but I avoided pigeons like the plague for months afterwards.

skukie 3 years 50 weeks

I was a junior in college sitting outside a building studying for my biopsychology final that I had to take in 30 minutes when a bird hit me smack on the top of my head. It was disgusting. I won't go into details, but it ended up down the side of my head and all in my hair. I had to run to the bathroom and clean it out for the 30 minutes before the final instead of studying. The grossest part was that during the test, I ran my hand through my hair without thinking and found some poo that I had missed, but I couldn't leave during the test, so I had to wait until I was done to clean it out. I got an A on the test though!

alba 3 years 50 weeks

no...but it landed on my friend who was right beside me!

aimeeb 3 years 50 weeks

No thank God!

aimeeb 3 years 50 weeks

No thank God!

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