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Joan Rivers, Fashion's Funniest Voice, Has Passed Away

Sep 5 2014 - 6:30am

It's a sad day when one of the funniest voices in fashion has been silenced. Joan Rivers passed away [1] today after days of keeping our fingers crossed, per daughter Melissa's request. The comedian made a career out of not backing down and refusing to toe the line. On the topic of fashion, it was no exception. The Fashion Police host always said it with a smile and wit that made us love her all the more — no apologies necessary. Here, a look at some of her best quotes as we remember the iconic star.

Joan Rivers's Funniest Fashion Quotes

"My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus [2] — that way, I'd visit him every day."

Joan Rivers's Funniest Fashion Quotes

"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."

Joan Rivers's Funniest Fashion Quotes

"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late, and you can shop in bed thanks to television."

Joan Rivers's Funniest Fashion Quotes

"I said to my husband, my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs. He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'"

Joan Rivers's Funniest Fashion Quotes

"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."

Joan Rivers's Funniest Fashion Quotes

“The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she is shopping.”

Joan Rivers's Funniest Fashion Quotes

"Grandchildren can be so f-cking annoying. How many times can you go, ‘And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink’? It’s like talking to a supermodel."

Joan Rivers's Funniest Fashion Quotes

“Does fashion matter? Always – though not quite as much after death.”


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