The good news: Victoria's Secret just announced there will be not one but two Dream Angels Fantasy Bras in its 2014 fashion show, both of which cost less than last year's $10 million showstopper. The bad news: The Pascal Mouawad creations — which contain rubies, diamonds, and sapphires all strung together with 18K gold — are still $2 million each, again putting it way out of our price range. (But judging from our editor fashion confessions [1], these babies wouldn't exactly fare well in our underwear drawers anyway).
Still, they're pretty to look at and VS couldn't have picked two models more fit to wear 'em: Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio, both of whom have some experience rocking Fantasy Bras [2] in shows past. Scroll through to take a look at this year's designs, then keep on going to see how they stack up against their sparkly ancestors.
— Additional reporting by Samantha Sutton
2014: Two Fantasy Bras
Each of this year's fantasy bras are valued at $2 million and took around 1,380 hours to make.
2014: Two Fantasy Bras
What makes the bras so costly? Only the fact that they contain 16,000 gems and 18-karat-gold-strung body pieces. (Fancy.)
2014: Two Fantasy Bras
Alessandra Ambrosio, holding $2 million in her hands.
2014: Two Fantasy Bras
This is Adriana Lima's third time wearing a Fantasy Bra on the runway.
2014: Two Fantasy Bras
The last time Alessandra wore a Fantasy Bra was in 2012. It was slightly more expensive than this year's model, costing a whopping $2.5 million.
2013: The Royal Fantasy Bra
Last year's gold design featured more than 4,200 precious gems and was valued at $10 million.
2012: The Floral Fantasy Bra
Alessandra Ambrosio joined the constellation of stars who wore a Victoria's Secret Fantasy Bra, valued at $2.5 million, during last year's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
2011: The Fantasy Treasure Bra
In 2011, Miranda Kerr [6]'s icy design was valued at $2.5 million.
2010: The Bombshell Fantasy Bra
Adriana Lima's second Fantasy Bra clocked in at $7 million — that's $2 million more than her first style!
2009: The Harlequin Fantasy Bra
Marisa Miller [7]'s diamond-patterned bra cost $3 million.
2008: The Black Diamond Fantasy Bra
Adriana Lima's first Fantasy Bra cost an even $5 million.
2007: The Holiday Fantasy Bra
Selita Ebanks wore this bra and panties, priced at $4.5 million, with a cape made to look like a Christmas tree.
2006: The Hearts on Fire Diamond Fantasy Bra
Karolina Kurkova's bra in 2006 was worth some $6.5 million.
2005: The Sexy Splendor Fantasy Bra
Another day, another casting for Gisele Bündchen [8], and another bra valued at $12.5 million.
2003: The Very Sexy Fantasy Bra
Klum, one of five angels to wear the Fantasy Bra more than once (the other four are Gisele Bündchen [9], Karolina Kurkova, Tyra Banks [10], and Adriana Lima), was clad in $11 million when she wore this bra.
2002: The Star of Victoria Fantasy Bra
This bra, modeled by Karolina Kurkova, was valued at $10 million.
2001: The Heavenly Star Bra
Heidi Klum [11] was selected to wear this bra, valued at some $12.5 million.
2000: The Red Hot Fantasy Bra
The most expensive Fantasy Bra in Victoria's Secret history wasn't even worn down the runway. Gisele Bündchen [12] wore this $15 million bra and panties at a store opening event.