Who wouldn't want to be best friends with Chrissy Teigen? She seems like the kind of girl who'd be down to hang out, cook dinner, split a bottle of red wine, and pal around and shop with most of the day — just don't take her to Forever 21. While shooting with DuJour magazine, the supermodel and style setter revealed that she was actually fired from a job with the retailer for . . . being "fat." That deafening silence? That's our disbelief. Now, excuse us while we pick our jaws up off the floor and click to watch Chrissy get candid right here.