A Very Sassy Birthday to the King of One-Liners

If lodging "zings" is an art, Michael Kors is the Michelangelo of crafting witty yet potent one-liners. Never was his craft so on display as during his tenure on the Project Runway panel. The designer could always be counted on to provide the voice of reason, if the voice of reason belonged to an accomplished veteran of the fashion community (and why shouldn't it?). So while his runway designs and ready-to-wear pieces are worthy of daily celebration, we are paying homage to the birthday boy who turns 55 today with a send-up of his finest quotes. Michael, take it away! Source: Lifetime

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It Literally Looked Like Toilet Paper Caught in a Windstorm

It Literally Looked Like Toilet Paper Caught in a Windstorm

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She Looks Like a Transvestite Flamenco Dancer at Her Funeral

She Looks Like a Transvestite Flamenco Dancer at Her Funeral

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Comme des Garcons Goes to the Amish Country

Comme des Garcons Goes to the Amish Country

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Tin Man/Hershey Kiss/Ballerina

Tin Man/Hershey Kiss/Ballerina

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A Checklist of Everything That Could Turn Tacky

A Checklist of Everything That Could Turn Tacky

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Bridesmaids Under the Sea

Bridesmaids Under the Sea

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She Looks Like a Disco Soccer Ball

She Looks Like a Disco Soccer Ball

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She Looks Like Her Ass Is in Her Front

She Looks Like Her Ass Is in Her Front

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You're a Mess Just Standing — Traveling, You're Just Going to Be Like a Homeless Person

You're a Mess Just Standing — Traveling, You're Just Going to Be Like a Homeless Person

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She Just Looked Like Rigatoni Mad Max

She Just Looked Like Rigatoni Mad Max

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Maybe the Model's Just Too Thin and She Ate Her Outfit

Maybe the Model's Just Too Thin and She Ate Her Outfit

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She's From the Republic of Cocktail Land

She's From the Republic of Cocktail Land

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Tight Satin? No Human Being Should Wear Tight Satin

Tight Satin? No Human Being Should Wear Tight Satin

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